Winter horses MorgueFile

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he’s sending a friend over to look at a horse.

His buddy asks, ‘How will I recognize him?’

‘That’s easy; he’s a dwarf with a speech impediment.’

So, the dwarf shows up, and the guy asks him if he’s looking for a male or female horse.

‘A female horth.’

So he shows him a prized filly.

‘Nith lookin horth. Can you lifff me up tho I can thee her eyeth?’

So the guy picks up the dwarf and he gives the horse’s eyes the once over.

‘Nith eyeth, lifff me again tho I can thee her earzth?’

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse’s ears.

‘Nith earzth, liff me so I can thee inthide her mouf?’

The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse’s mouth.

‘Mmmmmm, nice mouf and teefff, can I see her twat?’

Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the dwarf’s head up the horse’s fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

‘Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?’


Hope that gave you a good laugh. I laughed very loudly, excellent joke.
Portia xx

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16 comments on “THE HORSE WHISPERER (A tale)

  1. cookie queen says:

    You KNOW I am laughing. 05.30 ………

  2. Tatiana says:

    Rotflmao!! There are tears streaming from my eyes, I’m laughing so hard.

  3. Azar says:

    Lots of laughs here tonight! Thank you, Portia.

  4. poodle says:

    I almost spit my tea out. I should know better than to take a sip while reading one of your tales. That will probably be the biggest laugh of the day for me.
    Hugs to you.

  5. haefennasiel says:

    You cruel, dirty-minded rancher you! XD

  6. Anna in Edinburgh says:

    Couldn’t stop laughing … same for OH … thanks for the laughs:-)

    cheerio, Anna in Edinburgh

  7. HAHAHA! I am going to remember this one 🙂

  8. Donelle says:

    Hilarious, tearth are rolling down my faith. Love it Porthia!

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